I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

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i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

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Anonymous said: im sorry, i loved your account until this bullshit, but i think youre incredibly oblivious. not all rich "folk" play golf and not all golfers are rich folk. this whole debacle is literally the dumbest thing ive read all day and i cant believe you could be so socially ignorant as to make these assumptions.


woah buddy you are putting words in my mouth.  straw man fallacy alert.  I was able to learn what that was because I had so much free time from not being able to afford to play golf


2014 FIFA World Cup: Round of 16 fixtures


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Zayn Malik (inspired by x)

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boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are

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Which one of you takes the longest to do your hair? +

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omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy 

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zayn singing after his high note by himself

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i hope the one direction makeup collection includes mascara that gives you zayn lashes cuz i’ll buy 20 of that shit

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id rather be vain than have low esteem bc ive experienced both and trust me being vain is way better

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